A Forced Vacation
Been absent from the blogosphere because of a breach in our security system created by a viral download that inbedded into everything, destoying the software and even shattering the harddrive. Picture an imblodded building crashing down upon itself leaving nothing but a gagging cloud of dust and an insipid pile of smoldering debri. The Continuum’s computer guru, Agent JF, confiscated my machine and salvaged what was left. We can re-built it, we have the technology. (Six Million Dollar Man flash back…)
This Macro or Micro Security, according to Agent JF, that blazed up on my screeen when the virus, hit may have been the source–flashing Buy Now! Buy Now! and save your computer. Get out your Visa or Mastercard. Give us a few minutes and we’ll have all your identification and your credit card numbers. Thank you very much for you lack of security.
Anyway, I didn’t just get a free download of porn that I didn’t want–I got “quality porn.”
Don’t fly naked. Get some security.
