Did you laugh today?
Quotes by Steven Wright:
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates…When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, ‘Do I know you?’
I used to live next door to a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
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