#1. Obama haters.
#2. People with money who always plead poverty.
#3. The war in Iraq.
#4. Another driver who pulls out in front of you, then glares at you when you pass them. (I always ask a passenger with me: Did I have the cloaking devise on? Was I invisible?)
#5. Technology: cell phones, computers, TV etc.
#6. Lack of Technology: cell phones, computers, TV etc.
#7. Nasty comments on blog. (Haven’t had any lately, but I’m bucking for one)
#8. John and Kate (but not the plus 8)
#9. Anytime someone says: “You should…”
#10. Anytime someone says: “If I were you I would…”
#11. When someone says about another woman: “Wow she got old.” or “She looks fat.” or “She gained weight.” (Like we should all look 21 and be a size fucking 3!)
and #12. The Pope’s $15,000 gold slippers.