Brain Candy – Word Play

Found a cute list of Dumb Questions at www.corsinet.comHere are some I especially liked:

Sexual harassment at work – is it a problem for the self-employed? –Virginia Wood

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? –Steven Wright {love SW, saw him live years ago!!}

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Are female moths called myths?

Since there’s a speed of light, and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell? {I estimate this as about 10-15 seconds}

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are there any unguided missiles? 

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes?

What happens if you get scared half to death,…twice?  –Steven Wright

 

And my favorite:

Crime doesn’t pay…does that mean my job is a crime?

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