Just for fun, inspirations on the astrological currents of celestial whims….See if any ring bells for you. Peace…
Capricorn – Time for a new read. Consider something different, out of your normal genre.
Aquarius – You tuned into the last season of The Hills just to see Heidi’s new face, and realized that change is not always a good thing.
Pisces – Your future is in your hands. Now, drop those weeds you’ve been picking and go get a french manicure!
Aries – Ah, the convertible top on your shiny, black sports car is on the fritz. Pray for no rain.
Taurus – College football season starts in less than 6 weeks. Keep your chin up.
Gemini – The half moon may be influencing you – or perhaps your undies have ridden up on one side…
Cancer – Ah, summer is in full swing…buy a bathing suit on sale now and have another bowl of ice cream.
Leo – Hair dryers and straighteners only last for about 2 years. Get a new one now before yours quits one morning with half your hair done!
Virgo – That strange dream you had last night may mean something…or not…
Libra – Remember when you take a walk that bird crap on your shoulder (or head) means good luck.
Scorpio – No, you cannot see a rated R movie when you’re 14!
Sagittarius – I see frogs, polar bears, and a jaguar in the future…I don’t know why? Sheesh.