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“No Bullshit Allowed”

Posted in Esoteric with tags , , , , , , , , on October 27, 2017 by Mj Rains

In the next two weeks, you may have to navigate your way through careless gossip, distorted “facts,” superficial theories, hidden agendas, fake news, and official disinformation.  To prevent problems in communication with people who matter, take advantage of the Halloween spirit in this way:

Obtain a bicycle helmet and cover it with aluminum foil. Decorate it with Ace of Clubs, a red rose, images of wrathful but benevolent superheroes, and a sign that says “No Bullshit Allowed.” By wearing this crown, you should remain protected. If that’s too weird for you, do the next best thing:  Vow to speak the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and ask to receive the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

~Gemini Horoscope for the week of October 26, 2017

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Gemini Horoscope for this week…

Posted in Esoteric with tags , , , , on October 1, 2011 by Mj Rains

You have cosmic clearance to fall deeply, madly, and frequently in love, Gemini. In fact, it’s OK with the gods of fate and the angels of karma if you swell up with a flood of infatuation and longing big enough to engorge an entire city block. The only stipulation those gods and angels insist on is that you do not make any rash decisions or huge life changes while in the throes of this stupendous vortex. Don’t quit your job, for instance, or sell all your belongings, or dump your temporarily out-of-favor friends and loved ones. For the foreseeable future, simply enjoy being enthralled by the lush sexy glory of the liquid blue fire.

I love “the lush sexy glory of the liquid blue fire”…

image: blue fire    

text: Free Will Astrology

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