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Winter is coming…

Posted in Cartoons with tags , , , , , , , , on December 14, 2014 by Mj Rains

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Happy Thanksgiving…

Posted in Theme Thursdays with tags , , , , , , , on November 27, 2014 by Mj Rains

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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(This last one in honor of The Walking Dead mid-season finale this weekend)

Welcome to Halloween week…

Posted in October with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 27, 2014 by Mj Rains

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We’ve dug ourselves out from under the staircase ready for our favorite time of year here at Wit. Join me each day for some creepy finds to set your flesh chilling… And prep you for the funnest darkest creepiest scariest, children of the night, get the fuck off my porch, day of the year…

This year I think I’ll walk around the neighborhood dressed like this with my black dire-wolf and try to give candy to all the little Halloweenies…

Care to join me?

Image: Loup, by Zdzislaw Beksinski, 2003

On writing…Dorothy Parker

Posted in Writing with tags , , , , , , , , on October 9, 2014 by Mj Rains

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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

– Dorothy Parker

Image: The Wit Continuum

A woman needs to be put in the mood…

Posted in The Deep with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2014 by Mj Rains

Back Seat RomanceHere is a short piece of advice to all men, lovers, friends, boyfriends and husbands of women out there from The Female Brain by Louann Brizendine, M.D. (make yourself get a copy and read it instead of blaming us for your pitiful lack of understanding…)…

“A woman need to be put in the mood. Before sex, there has to be a soothing and smoothing of the relationship, and she has to be able to stop being annoyed with him. Anger at one’s partner is one of the most common reasons for sexual problems. Many sex therapists say that, for women, foreplay is everything that happens in the twenty-four hours preceding penile insertion. For men, it’s everything that happens three minutes before. Since many parts of a woman’s brain are active at once, she must get into the mood by first relaxing and reconnecting positively with her partner. This is why she needs a good twenty-four hours to get in the mood, and why going on vacation is such an intense aphrodisiac. It allows her to unplug from daily life stress. So men, yes, bring out the flowers, chocolates, and sweet words–they work.  A woman can’t be angry at her man and want to have sex with him at the same time.  And women, tell your men that if they plan on criticizing you or starting a fight on the day they are hoping to get lucky, they should think again.  They will have to wait for the twenty-four hour clock to reset before you’ll be ready.”

Check out this website! 1000 Fights

Image: Jerry Schatzberg/Corbis, 1960

 

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