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The malapropisms of Yogi Berra…

Posted in "Wit"icisms" with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 6, 2015 by Mj Rains

Baseball fan I don’t claim to be…I won’t even try, though I’ve enjoyed a game or two in my time…

In need of a laugh (and while perusing Alphabet Juice by Roy Blount Jr.) I open to the word “malapropism” which isn’t really defined but can be rendered as a “wit-icism” quite naturally…or not…  It is essentially an incorrect word used in place of a word, resulting in an utterance that makes no sense (yet does) in a humorous way. Thanks Wikipedia…

Yogi Berra, of baseball fame, is listed in Blount’s book as a classic candidate for having perfected the art of creating malapropisms…

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

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Did you laugh today?

Posted in "Wit"icisms" with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 27, 2012 by Mj Rains

Quotes by Steven Wright:

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates…When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, ‘Do I know you?’

I used to live next door to a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

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Posted in "Wit"icisms" with tags , , , , , , , on April 25, 2012 by Mj Rains

After yesterday I needed a good laugh, so be prepared. Not just for French cat lovers. This made my day!

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I have to admit I have a weakness for funny you tube videos. I can’t resist sharing them if I think other people will appreciate them.

Cat Portrait from JKphotography

Animal Love from PrettySoul

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Talking Cats Play Pattycake (via The Ancient Gaming Noob)

Posted in Cats in Art with tags , , , , , on December 3, 2010 by Mj Rains

One of the funniest cat videos I’ve ever seen….
Check it out for a good laugh to start the weekend…

It is Friday and that guy who did the Werner Herzog videos on YouTube hasn’t done anything in ages. So, instead, here are cats playing Pattycake courtesy of my wife.  Pattycake is a game of sorts, right? Oh, and the cats, they talk.  But you kind of have to talk to play Pattycake. Our cats don’t have the patience for this sort of thing, though one of our cats will play fetch if he is in the moo … Read More

via The Ancient Gaming Noob

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